Written for the 2009 McShep Match - Team War
Prompt: Carpe Diem

Title: Memento Mori (Seize the New Day)
Author: neevebrody
Pairing(s): McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17-Adult
Warnings: Adult Situations, Language, Futuristic Earthside AU
Word Count: 21,400
Legal: None of these characters belong to me.
Author's Notes: Huge thanks and four vats of aged roos wine to my fabulous beta, mischief5 I could not have done this without her. The story is a homage to the old-school sci-fi of the '50s and '60s, and is very loosely based on one of my favorite stories, "The Pedestrian" by Ray Bradbury.
Summary: The banging at his door woke him immediately. He threw off the covers as he became more aware and stumbled out of the bed, heart racing and chest aflame at the sudden intrusion of his sleep. Just as he reached the bedroom door, he heard a crash and heavy footsteps coming toward the hallway. Jesus, surely they hadn't started home invasions again. A flash of fear joined the emotional soup - he had all his work laid out on his desk, the file readers, and what if someone had found out about…

The link will take you to my dreamwidth journal, where you will find the fic all in one post.

Memento Mori...

Boy did it feel good to write a PWP that stayed a PWP! It's over at brendan_vincent

title: 2nd Avenue Bus
author: neevebrody
rating: NC-17
words: ~1,600
warnings: nope
notes: No beta, but please feel free to point out anything you see. Tried something different with a deeper POV, so I hope it isn't too off-putting.
summary: …Brendan cut his eyes at Vince's reflection in the bureau-length mirror, his face scrunched as he continued to do up his tie. "What's wrong with these pants? You bought them for me, remember?..."

Sweetie, I don't think I can textually render what your friendship means to me. I hope you have a marvelous day and CAKE!! May the next year bring you much happiness and love. ♥ ♥ ♥ And, if you think your heart can take it... a bit of OT4 for you. *GLOMPS*

title: Sleepless
paring: OT4 - established
rating: NC-17
words: 440
warnings: none, um, het?

( Sleepless )

First of all, let me say that the problem has been fixed with chkc's contribution for BJ Friday. The art is now HERE, and you can leave feedback here - This is so NSFW.

The fic is something I started for melagan weeks ago in honor of her new car. I decided while I was sick, that I'd try and finish up a few things and this is one of them. Well, not 'finished' exactly, but this part is. It's college age John and Rodney again. Hope you enjoy it.

title: Control
pairing: young!John/young!Rodney
rating: NC-17
words: 1,600
warnings: none, AU
notes: Again, this is unbetaed, but do let me know if you spot something. And thanks to mischief5 for the info on the car - *hugs*
summary: He still held Sheppard's hand, his mind trying to decide on a course of action in the face of way too much stimuli.

( Read Control... )

Ah, a double dip for Sunday. melagan was late to BJ Friday, but jeezums, did she deliver. If you'll remember, our very civilized discussion was regarding cut or uncut. Her extremely well presented argument is here. And if you have any brain cells left after that... here is my promised Brendan/Vincent:

title: This Time
pairing: Brendan/Vincent
rating: (NC-17) PWP
words: ~1,100
notes: I have used the words 'baby' and 'lover' in this ficlet, but hear me out... I think it totally fits in context - feel free to let me know if you disagree. Also, this is unbetaed, mostly because it's porn and this pairing has such a small audience. But that doesn't mean I don't strive to do a good job, so do let me know if I've missed anything.
summary: He turned his head to find Vince slouched against the headboard, watching him.

( This Time... )

I do realize that I have a fic due in 7 days and a beta to finish, but melagan wanted THIS... and I ask you, what's a McShep girl to do? So just think of this as your Sunday porn early ('cause I may not be online much tomorrow). It's quick and dirty comment fic, which I gussied up a bit and hopefully managed to catch all the glaring errors, but if you spot something (besides a gaping plot hole) please let me know.

title: Lay Your Hands on Me
pairing: young!John/young!Rodney
rating: NC-17
genre: Porn with a tad of plot; first time; AU
words: ~2,600
notes: written for melagan with ♥ Also, it is not my intention to disparage the Sigma Nu Fraternity - I work for a former Sigma, so really no harm intended. ETA thanks also to larawander5 who graciously pointed out that no student would legitimately refer to their 'Differential Equations' class, but rather call it DiffEQs.
summary: One of the Sigmas, the one in the dark glasses and all elbows, spins Rodney around. "Hey, man, lighten up."


( comment!fic )

This was my second piece for casa_mcshep. If you haven't already, do go by and check out all the lovely stories of domestic bliss.

title: All I Have
rating: NC-17
words: ~1,400
legal: They are so not mine.
beta: Sorry, none due to time constraints. If you spot something, please let me know.
spoilers/warnings: None, future fic, takes place after Pegasus.
notes: Kudos to tex for creating this wonderful happy place.
summary: John turns around and smiles, obviously seeking Rodney's approval for his handiwork. Rodney's not so sure about that, but the man himself definitely draws an appraising eye.

This fic follows Curb Appeal, also written for casa_mcshep.

(All I Have)

This started out as one of my holiday drabbles, but then got way out of hand. So, in honor of mmmchelle's and melagan's call for a revival of Sunday porn... I give you my contribution for such a worthy cause.

title: The Opposite of Dreams
pairing: John/Rodney
rating: NC-17
words: ~1,500
spoilers: Slight mention of the events of 'Inquisition'
warnings: Possible metaphor abuse and, can there be schmoopy porn?
notes: Not beta'd so I get all the blame
summary: His answer was to sweep his hand across Rodney's shoulder and arch his hips. Opening his legs wider, he said just one word, "Please…"

( The Opposite of Dreams... )

title: I'll Wait
pairing: McKay/Sheppard
rating: NC-17
words: ~2,000
warnings/spoilers: none really, see kink
kink/prompt: orgasm denial, wrist restraints
notes: Special thanks to my lovely beta, sonadorita. (I hope I fixed the beginning) I tinkered afterward, so any mistakes are all mine.
summary: "You remember what we talked about… about bringing each other to the edge, then backing off…"

Written as part of kink_bingo, (amnesty) orgasm denial
This follows my previous story, Like No Other, but it's not necessary to read that one first.

( I'll Wait... )

Title: Case at Hand - Part 2
Author: neevebrody
Pairing/Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan, Ronon Dex, OC
Rating: R for most parts, language, NC-17 for some situations
Words: ~12,800
Warnings/Spoilers: Total AU, none
Notes: I wanted to evoke the feeling of the old film noir, 40s style detective novels, so the fic is written in first person narration. Now I know that's not everyone's cup of tea, but do give it a chance. It really lends to the tone of the fic and as Dorie said, you get a few tidbits and asides you'd never get with third person. Now the science? I did research a few things, but just remember, it's the paranormal! Also, there's an almost farcical air to the fic, and that's to remind us not to take it too seriously, although there is another whole layer to the story that begs to differ. Cryptic enough? Good. Go read and enjoy!

Summary: I turn to the dead guy on the slab, the guy with the top of his head sliced away. It's weird and kind of surreal – kind of looks like that stuff you see in the supermarket, sweetbreads, only like a real stomach-turning shade of grayish blue. Thankfully, Rodney's voice draws my attention back into the conversation. He's clearly excited about whatever he thinks this is.

Read Part 1

( Read Part 2... )

C'mon, tell me that idea isn't intriguing. Or how about Dr. Rodney McKay, M.E., or Ronon Dex, Gold Shield detective for a major Metro police force, or Captain Teyla Emmagan, head of the Twelfth Precinct? Put them all together with the paranormal and an elusive killer and you have Case at Hand.

This story was written especially for the lovely sonadorita as a birthday gift. Please read the author's notes in the description of the fic for more info.

And there's art! berlinghoff79 nailed the cover for the fic (please go here and tell her how awesome she is!) Then I got inspired and created a collage/wallpaper.

Title: Case at Hand
Author: neevebrody
Pairing/Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan, Ronon Dex, OC
Rating: R for most parts, language, NC-17 for some situations
Words: ~12,800 (posted in two parts)
Warnings/Spoilers: Total AU, none
Beta: Many thanks to the ever wonderful lavvyan and velocitygrass for beta duties. Any remaining errors are mine alone.
Notes: I wanted to evoke the feeling of the old film noir, 40s style detective novels, so the fic is written in first person narration. Now I know that's not everyone's cup of tea, but do give it a chance. It really lends to the tone of the fic and as Dorie said, you get a few tidbits and asides you'd never get with third person. I did research a few things, but just remember, it's the paranormal! Also, there's an almost farcical air to the fic, and that's to remind us not to take it too seriously, although there is another whole layer to the story that begs to differ. Cryptic enough? Good. Go read and enjoy!

Summary: I turn to the dead guy on the slab, the guy with the top of his head sliced away. It's weird and kind of surreal – kind of looks like that stuff you see in the supermarket, sweetbreads, only like a real stomach-turning shade of grayish blue. Thankfully, Rodney's voice draws my attention back into the conversation. He's clearly excited about whatever he thinks this is.

( Read Part 1... )

On to Part 2...

This is the result of a poll melagan posted a few weeks ago, the gist of which was : How would John react to everyone but him touching Rodney? They're offworld. The natives find McKay very, very "touchable". They find excuses to touch his arm, shoulders, hair, brush against his thigh and the very bold covertly touch his ass.

My answer was: "John is jealous because Rodney looks so comfortable with touch, unlike yours truly. He's only keeping an eye on things just in case it gets out of hand. Really." Comment porn ensued and I kind of dressed it up a bit, fixed some typos and submit it here for a little Sunday afternoon enjoyment. So, enjoy!

Title: Allure
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~1,550
Legal: So not mine!
Notes/Warning: Just a bit of porn - also unbeta'd
Summary: He'd silently hoped Rodney would decline the Tarkans' offer, but then, there was the opportunity to just sit there while villagers fondled him - Rodney was all over that.

( Allure... )

Both of these were written for the "Envy" challenge at mcsheplets   The first is John/Rodney and the second is RPS - Joe/David

Title: Envy Squared
Word Count: ~2,100
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: NC-17 to be safe, but nothing explicit
Warnings/Spoilers: S4 to Reunion, spoilers for Reunion
Legal: So not mine.
Notes: Kudos to keefaq  for the speedy last minute beta and suggestions! (I picked after, so any mistakes are mine)  I used Webster's definition of envy here. Hopefully the title will make sense - I didn't have a clue for this one.
Summary: The man liked flying, shooting and women with long dark hair and dark eyes, and pretty much in that order… Rodney was sure of that.


Title: Convince Me
Word Count: ~600
Pairing: Joe/David RPS
Rating: G
Warnings/Spoilers: RPS, partner/spouse betrayal (yes, I went there)
Legal: This is a work of total fiction, never happened, only in my own warped mind, written for my own entertainment.
Summary: It all looked so easy, so natural, and nobody paid them any mind. Everyone, himself included, knew Joe and Jason were good friends.

title: Like No Other
pairing: McKay/Sheppard
rating: NC-17
words: ~2,900
warnings/spoilers: none really, see kink
kink/prompt: bondage - wrist restraints
notes: Special thanks to my beta, girly_curl_3 , though she may wonder if this is the same story she read - I majorly tinkered, so any mistakes are all mine.
summary:  "You son of a bitch, you like this don't you—you fucking like this." The words showered John with chills and he squirmed at the rigid outline of Rodney's cock pressing into him.

Written for kink_bingo , wrist restraints.

My entry for the artword Challenge #10 - "Reversed"

Title:  All My Secrets Revealed
Artist:  berlinghoff79
Author: neevebrody
Challenge:  #10 - "Reversed"
Pairing:  McKay/Sheppard
Rating:  NC-17
Warnings/Spoilers:  AMTDI, some angst, no spoilers
Word Count: 6,800
Notes:  I have to first thank berlinghoff79  for a truly awesome piece of art as my prompt.  Her original art was such an inspiration.  Next my lovely and hard-working betas: girly_curl_3 and ozsaur, who went out of her way today in our marathon beta-chat!  Woo Hoo, what fun!  Seriously, this story is what it is because of their wonderful suggestions and hand-holding - some of which I ignored, so all mistakes belong to me.
Summary:  McKay's eye grew wide.  "Literally, naked?" he asked.  "You mean symbolic nudity, right?  Like, you know—body stockings?  Interpretive dance?"
Art Prompt:  berlinghoff79's Beautiful Art Prompt Please go tell her how AWESOME she is!

  Teaser

This was originally written as a fluffy piece for the Intoxication challenge at mcsheplets, but it grew an actual plot and then just--grew.  I hope you like it.

Title:  The Amazing Technicolor Celebratory Punch of Indara
Pairing:  McKay/Sheppard
Rating:  NC-17
Word Count:  call it 7,400
Spoilers:  None
Warnings:  Um, drunk!John - sober Rodney
Notes:  I need to thank keefaq for the speedy beta and for her wonderful thoughts and suggestions.  Trust me, this is better because of them and since I tinkered - a lot - afterward, any mistakes are all down to me.
Summary:  It wasn't the sex, or the idea that he was about to have sex, that had Rodney reeling, had every nerve ending in his body at Defcon One and blood banging through his head.  He'd had sex before and it was nothing like this. 

Well, I told you there'd be more Lorne fic.  It'll probably have three parts and this will eventually be Lorne/Parrish.  Written originally for melagan, I'm also using it for Day 7 of mmom.

Title:  Aural Stimulation - Part 1
Rating:  NC-17
Pairing/Characters:  Evan Lorne, McKay/Sheppard - NOT a threesome
Word Count:  1,260
Warnings:  Masturbation, dirty talk
Spoilers:  None
Summary: From beneath those dark lashes and out of those heart-melting eyes, he observes.  His surroundings, the people, their conversations and the looks that pass when they think no one is watching.

Title:  Vox Variorum
Word Count:  2,765
Rating:  NC-17
Pairing:  OT4
Warnings:  Dirty Talk, Slash/Het Sex
Legal:  None of them belong to me, as you know
Note:  There is a tense shift to the present at the end, which is intentional.  Unbetaed and my first OT4, so play nicely.
Summary:  "It's like phone sex—oh, right, you have no idea.  Just—just start by telling me what you like," Rodney said tapping his earpiece twice to activate the frequency.  Teyla did the same.

This is belated birthday fic for berlinghoff79, written to her prompt.  She wanted:
Teyla and Rodney as the adventurous of the foursome - Teyla wants to try something new.  Cue Rodney.  He proposes phone-sex or rather radio-sex, on the team frequency, and shows her right away what he means - (insert steamy het phone sex) - Teyla likes.

This is what she got:

Written for the #16 Challenge - Ritual at mcsheplets.

Title:  Before I Sleep
Word Count: 295
Rating:  NC-17 to be safe.
Legal:  So not mine
Summary:  The sheets feel cool after the shower and even Rodney doesn't seem to mind the errant wet spot.

Before I Sleep...

Happy Birthday melagan!!!

Sweetie, I hope your day is everything you want it to be!  Little present for you here - long time in coming, but I do hope you like it. 

Fic Title:  The Man in the Mirror
Pairing:  Brendan/Vincent
Rating:  NC-17
Word Count:  3,371
Warnings:  None - except that this is Joe/Joe character porn, if that bothers anyone.
Legal:  I own nothing and am only doing this for love of the characters, so please not to be suing me.
AN:  This came about because of a little drabble of melagan's - and because she totally sucked me into this mini-fandom.  There are a few of her words here and there's a Shakespeare reference.  I've been very playful with them thus far, but this is a bit more serious.
Summary:  Brendan normally wouldn't feel awkward undressing in front of the mirrored closet doors. He did it every day, but Vincent specifically asked him to do this, Vincent was watching him do this.

( The Man in the Mirror... )